Title: Dick, It's What's For Dinner
Author: James Cox
Publisher: Evernight Publishing
Length: 104 pages
Published: October 20th, 2015
A criminal, a pilot, and an aspiring chef dance in a stripper bar at the center of the universe...
Six months on a military ship with my two friends, cooking food for the crew in nothing but skimpy shorts, what could possibly go wrong? Let’s see, our friendship starts to turn sexual. We agree to cook naked for extra money. One friend turns out to be a thief, the other is facing his shyness to admit he loves me, and atop all that, we’re thrust into the middle of a war. I was a dreamer trying to conquer my wish of being a chef, not some space fighter. How were we going to survive in combat conditions?
My best advice: Watch out for boiling water while cooking naked on a spaceship. Oh, and once in a while, play the hero.
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One thing I've come to expect from a story written by this author is that the plot is going to be outlandish and out of this world. Well, he's done it again with this off-beat comedy adventure set in deep space.
Vern, Rei and Ale are waiters in a bar, but I can bet you've never seen these kinds of waiters before. Or perhaps you have. They serve drinks in a place where anything goes, except perhaps full on getting it on. For a tip of two credits tips, they can serve you a drink as well a special lap dance.
So the three of them having been working together for a while and they are the bests at what they do. They are friends, with no benefits, mind you.
When they get offered a chance to serve food and drinks on board a military spaceship as a trio, they can't resist the offer. The money is too good.
But on this journey across space, they get to discover much more about each other. When they are thrown into danger, they have to reassess their relationships.
This is a fun read and perhaps a little goofy. You'll be sure to laugh out loud and the characters are adorable. Fans of romantic comedy will love it.
Disclaimer: This book was provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.
One thing I've come to expect from a story written by this author is that the plot is going to be outlandish and out of this world. Well, he's done it again with this off-beat comedy adventure set in deep space.
Vern, Rei and Ale are waiters in a bar, but I can bet you've never seen these kinds of waiters before. Or perhaps you have. They serve drinks in a place where anything goes, except perhaps full on getting it on. For a tip of two credits tips, they can serve you a drink as well a special lap dance.
So the three of them having been working together for a while and they are the bests at what they do. They are friends, with no benefits, mind you.
When they get offered a chance to serve food and drinks on board a military spaceship as a trio, they can't resist the offer. The money is too good.
But on this journey across space, they get to discover much more about each other. When they are thrown into danger, they have to reassess their relationships.
This is a fun read and perhaps a little goofy. You'll be sure to laugh out loud and the characters are adorable. Fans of romantic comedy will love it.
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Disclaimer: This book was provided by the author in exchange for an honest review.
“Now we’re three shirtless idiots. You happy?” Rei crossed his arms over his chest.
“Rei, are you that unhappy?” I stared right at him. “If you are, I’ll stop this right now and we’ll decline the offer. I’d rather lose the money than you.”
He sighed. “I’m just…” He was silent for a few breaths. “Yeah. Okay. Let’s do this.” He tugged on his pants, sending them to his ankles.
I went from a good friend to a pervert in three seconds. Rei had a nest of blond hair trimmed at the base of his dick. His long shaft was hard and pale. I could see the veins under his skin. His tip was foreskin free, showing off his pinkish head. His balls were low hangers, the right lower than the left. My mouth watered. I’d been so focused on Ale I forgot to prepare myself for Rei. He was beautiful. I opened my lips to say something, anything, but all that came out was a strangled sound.
“Vern?” Rei’s blank expression lifted. “Are you seriously getting hard for me?” He lifted a blond eyebrow.
“You are a nice-looking man, Rei. I’d have to be dead not to get stiff looking at you.”
“Fuck yeah,” Ale chimed in and broke our moment. “If I’d known you were packing that rocket I would have asked to see you naked sooner.” He grinned.
Rei blushed and glanced at the ground. He tugged up his pants quickly and tucked himself away.
I was disappointed. I wanted to watch him more.
“All right, Vern next.” Ale smiled, resting an arm around Rei who looked ready to faint he was blushing so hard.
I nodded and stuck my thumbs into the rim of my pants. I made sure I clipped my shorts so everything would come down at once. In one tug, I was naked before them. My cock bobbed as it was freed. I wondered what they saw when they looked at me. I was average length, maybe a tad thicker than most. My balls were almost even but utterly normal. There was actually nothing remarkable about my dick. The sandy brown hair on my head was also my pubic color. It needed a trim; it was rather bushy right now. The tip was cut like Rei’s. They could see the slight smear on the tip. The light above us made it look shiny like my cock was getting ready for its big debut. I guess it kind of was. They stared at me and didn’t saying anything. I cleared my throat.
“You both better get new fucking bunks because I am going to try to feel you all up in your sleep.” Ale chuckled.
I grinned and glanced at Rei. He gawked between my legs like he didn’t have one between his own. He licked his lips and then slid his gaze slowly up my body. I think he was eye fucking me. And the thought only made me harder. I bent down and pulled everything back up. There, now they’d seen my dick. Ale was right in the fact that now sleep would be a hell of a lot harder to come by. “Your turn,” I said, slightly eager. Okay, very fucking eager. I’d been wanting to see his cock since we first meet.
Ale smiled. “Stand back so it doesn’t hit you when I unleash the beast.”
Rei rolled his eyes with a grin.
I scoffed.
Ale’s ab muscles rippled as he tugged on his pants and sent them to the floor. “Boom!” He placed the sides of his hands on his inner thighs making our gazes go right to his…
“Fuck the universe!” I sputtered. Ale was huge. I don’t just mean wide, he had it all. Length and girth. There was dark blue pubic hair nestling his, well, his naked beast. The long shaft was gorgeous. The tip was wrinkled with foreskin. His balls were big and tight to his body. I wanted to kneel before him and suck Ale like the god he was. I shook my head at that thought.
“Is that a … tattoo?” Rei asked, peering closer. He looked as impressed as I was.
“Kinda.” Ale grabbed his cock and held it up. Now we could see this patch of colored skin on the inside of his thigh beside his beautiful balls. “The Draslack mother marked me so others would know who I belonged to. Sometimes the younger ones would leave me alone.”
Both Rei and I moved closer. We each lowered to one leg and peered closer. The marking was two half circles with a jagged line between them.
“You both want to stay there for another … ten seconds.” He started stroking his cock.
“Ale!” Rei shoved to his feet.
I was slower, less inclined to be horrified if Ale did blow his load over my face. Ale laughed but he didn’t bother to get dressed. “Now we’ve all seen…”
“The beast,” Ale provided.
“Each other,” Rei said drily.
“Are we taking this deal? One thousand for the three of us dancing naked?” I glanced at Ale’s cock. “I say yes.”
“Okay.” Rei.
“Fuck yes.” Ale.
“Well, guys. It looks like we’re going for it.”
Ale was still naked when he wrapped an arm around each of us and pulled us close. “Dick, it’s what’s for dinner.”
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“Rei, are you that unhappy?” I stared right at him. “If you are, I’ll stop this right now and we’ll decline the offer. I’d rather lose the money than you.”
He sighed. “I’m just…” He was silent for a few breaths. “Yeah. Okay. Let’s do this.” He tugged on his pants, sending them to his ankles.
I went from a good friend to a pervert in three seconds. Rei had a nest of blond hair trimmed at the base of his dick. His long shaft was hard and pale. I could see the veins under his skin. His tip was foreskin free, showing off his pinkish head. His balls were low hangers, the right lower than the left. My mouth watered. I’d been so focused on Ale I forgot to prepare myself for Rei. He was beautiful. I opened my lips to say something, anything, but all that came out was a strangled sound.
“Vern?” Rei’s blank expression lifted. “Are you seriously getting hard for me?” He lifted a blond eyebrow.
“You are a nice-looking man, Rei. I’d have to be dead not to get stiff looking at you.”
“Fuck yeah,” Ale chimed in and broke our moment. “If I’d known you were packing that rocket I would have asked to see you naked sooner.” He grinned.
Rei blushed and glanced at the ground. He tugged up his pants quickly and tucked himself away.
I was disappointed. I wanted to watch him more.
“All right, Vern next.” Ale smiled, resting an arm around Rei who looked ready to faint he was blushing so hard.
I nodded and stuck my thumbs into the rim of my pants. I made sure I clipped my shorts so everything would come down at once. In one tug, I was naked before them. My cock bobbed as it was freed. I wondered what they saw when they looked at me. I was average length, maybe a tad thicker than most. My balls were almost even but utterly normal. There was actually nothing remarkable about my dick. The sandy brown hair on my head was also my pubic color. It needed a trim; it was rather bushy right now. The tip was cut like Rei’s. They could see the slight smear on the tip. The light above us made it look shiny like my cock was getting ready for its big debut. I guess it kind of was. They stared at me and didn’t saying anything. I cleared my throat.
“You both better get new fucking bunks because I am going to try to feel you all up in your sleep.” Ale chuckled.
I grinned and glanced at Rei. He gawked between my legs like he didn’t have one between his own. He licked his lips and then slid his gaze slowly up my body. I think he was eye fucking me. And the thought only made me harder. I bent down and pulled everything back up. There, now they’d seen my dick. Ale was right in the fact that now sleep would be a hell of a lot harder to come by. “Your turn,” I said, slightly eager. Okay, very fucking eager. I’d been wanting to see his cock since we first meet.
Ale smiled. “Stand back so it doesn’t hit you when I unleash the beast.”
Rei rolled his eyes with a grin.
I scoffed.
Ale’s ab muscles rippled as he tugged on his pants and sent them to the floor. “Boom!” He placed the sides of his hands on his inner thighs making our gazes go right to his…
“Fuck the universe!” I sputtered. Ale was huge. I don’t just mean wide, he had it all. Length and girth. There was dark blue pubic hair nestling his, well, his naked beast. The long shaft was gorgeous. The tip was wrinkled with foreskin. His balls were big and tight to his body. I wanted to kneel before him and suck Ale like the god he was. I shook my head at that thought.
“Is that a … tattoo?” Rei asked, peering closer. He looked as impressed as I was.
“Kinda.” Ale grabbed his cock and held it up. Now we could see this patch of colored skin on the inside of his thigh beside his beautiful balls. “The Draslack mother marked me so others would know who I belonged to. Sometimes the younger ones would leave me alone.”
Both Rei and I moved closer. We each lowered to one leg and peered closer. The marking was two half circles with a jagged line between them.
“You both want to stay there for another … ten seconds.” He started stroking his cock.
“Ale!” Rei shoved to his feet.
I was slower, less inclined to be horrified if Ale did blow his load over my face. Ale laughed but he didn’t bother to get dressed. “Now we’ve all seen…”
“The beast,” Ale provided.
“Each other,” Rei said drily.
“Are we taking this deal? One thousand for the three of us dancing naked?” I glanced at Ale’s cock. “I say yes.”
“Okay.” Rei.
“Fuck yes.” Ale.
“Well, guys. It looks like we’re going for it.”
Ale was still naked when he wrapped an arm around each of us and pulled us close. “Dick, it’s what’s for dinner.”
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